Today was reel bad. We went to the park and there was two woofies, an the woofies owner was stupid. He brought the woofies right over to me even tho I was in my "don't mess with me pose" (hair standing up, fluffy tail). He started talkin to my beans, an he wasn't paying attention to his woofies, an the woofies's collars were REELY loose, so one of the woofies got out of his collar. He was furry big, way bigger than me an I was gonna scratch his eyes out. My Mom saw what was gonna happen, an she thought if I scratched the woofie, he might bite me, so she grabbed me up, but I was so freaked out I thought SHE WAS THE WOOFIE SO I SCRATCHED HER REEL BAD.
I scratched her in ten different places all over her hands an arms. She dropped me to the ground and shouted a reel bad word an The Man grabbed the woofie. I was so glad The Man was there. Thent he stupid owner took the dog an tried to put the leash on him, but the woofie got away AGAIN! The Man caught him again and they gotted the leash put on him. Then the stupid owner still kept standing there, with his woofies barkin until my mommy told him to go away. She said it nice, but I could tell she was mad. She was wearing white pants and they gotted blood all over em. The sratches were so deep they were drippin blood all over her white pants.
Anyway, we went home after that. I usually sit on mom's lap and The Man drives, but this time Mommy drove an I sat with The Man. I think she was mad at me. So I crawled up from the backseat an sat in her lap as she drove. I hope I still get to go to the park!